Photos

All images below forced to 250 x 250 dimensions for the sake of regularity. Click for a larger properly-proportioned version.

Cutest Wife In the Whole Wide World

It's Dawnie on the couch of the Sheraton in Niagara Falls Ontario.

Beastly Dilemma

Dawn cowering behind a fang in the dragon's maw at Marineland.

Ich Mochte Bratwurst

Quinn in the parking lot of the Happy Wanderer German breakfast house, mmm.

Shamu Shenanigans

An orca rolling in the water at Marineland.

When Orcas Don't Attack

A few more orcas at Marineland, avoiding a good photo op.

Baluga Dawn

Very pretty blueish photo of Dawn underneath the Baluga tank at ML.

BE VERY QUIET

Don't look now, but there's a killer whale behind you, dumb-ass.

Post-Nuptial Nature

Nicely colored photo of Dawn and me after our wedding at Niagara Falls.

Ho Ho Ho Little Girl

Is that a Tickle-Me Elmo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Sundown

Nice sunset light on this post-ceremony shot.

Smooch Smooch

Variation of this in a HoMedics desktop water fountain at work. Aw, cute.

Green Embrace

More post-nuptial under-tree mugging for the camera.

Bwahaha--We're MARRIED!

Dawn's real horny here.

You Be Married

Friar Tuck hitchin' us at the observation tower over the Falls.

Nice pic, where's the food?

Dawn and I at the Como in Niagara Falls. Great Italian food.

Oh YEAH, whaddya gonna do about it?

Quinn breakin' the law. Breakin' the law.

Lovebirds

A kindly German couple snaps a photo of us the day after the wedding overlooking the falls. The greenish observation tower right above my head is where we were married.

The Sheraton Menace

A menacing shot of the Sheraton from below. Honeymoon here.

Rainbow Rainbow

What would a roll of Niagara Falls film be without the money shot?

Cute Shorts Dawnie

Dawn giggling with her mama from our hotel room.

Soaking Quinn

Me in a disposable raincoat wishing Dawn would take the picture already.

The Green Beneath

Luscious greenery opposite the soaking wet picture at the base of the Falls.

Hotel View

The view from our hotel room at the Sheraton in Niagara Falls.

Y2K Bust

The only things that blew up on midnight Y2K. Bummer.

Weredawnie

Dawnie with my bobbly-headed lycanthropic gift from http://sideshowtoy.com/.

X-Mas Quinnie

Dawn's presents of Half-Life Opposing Force and the Bride of Frankenstein DVD!

Dawn Sweater

Dawn's pretty eyes match her sweater.