From quinn@fazigu.org Wed Mar 17 13:34:07 2004 Return-path: Envelope-to: quinn@fazigu.org Delivery-date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 13:34:07 -0500 Received: from constr1-host1.corridor.net ([66.100.236.130] helo=yami.57thstreet.com) by fazigu.org with smtp (Exim 3.36 #1 (Debian)) id 1B3frh-0005W6-00 for ; Wed, 17 Mar 2004 13:34:05 -0500 Received: (qmail 40940 invoked from network); 17 Mar 2004 18:58:12 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO moo.ghostmoo.org) (127.0.0.1) by localhost with SMTP; 17 Mar 2004 18:58:12 -0000 Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 12:58:12 -0400 From: "Quinn@Ghostwheel" To: quinn@fazigu.org Subject: Ghostwheel Message(s) 9602 - 9609 from *Chat (#5391) X-Mail-Agent: Ghostwheel (moo.ghostmoo.org 6969) Message-Id: X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.63 (2004-01-11) on requiem X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests=none autolearn=ham version=2.63 Status: RO Content-Length: 8134 Lines: 213 Message 9602 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Fri Feb 20 10:11:04 2004 EST From: FoxFire (#22153) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: Heehee . . . . . I'M BACK !!!!! Anyone miss me ? 8^0 -------------------------- Message 9603 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Mon Feb 23 16:47:52 2004 EST From: DragonBabe (#5288) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: Interesting bits Did you know that? ------------------ Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately, without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers." (Free ad?) Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1/2 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though the product was never been advertised for this use. [Also, Cranberry juice or canned Aspergus works, too.] Eliminate puffiness under your eyes... All you need is a dab of Preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly. Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin, sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. Listerine therapy for toenail fungus.... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again. Easy eyeglass protection.... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them. Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done. [It will also clean the contacts on a car battery.] Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer.... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly. Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmers Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue. [This also works great for those pesky cactus spines!] Hunt's tomato paste boil cure.... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head. Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine.... a powerful antiseptic & Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process. Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh. Eliminate ear mites.... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, and then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing. Vaseline cure for hair balls... To prevent troublesome hairballs, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the digestive system. Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain. [Quaker Oats in warm bath water will also stop the itching from chickenpox, poison ivy(oak and sumack), eczema and sunburn/peeling skin.] -------------------------- Message 9604 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Mon Feb 23 16:49:56 2004 EST From: DragonBabe (#5288) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: Interesting and important tidbit A Safety Tip A 36-year-old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence. When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe, consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane - when your tires lose contact with the pavement - your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed and you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred. We all know you have little or no control over a car when it begins to hydroplane. You are at the mercy of the Good Lord. The highway patrol estimated her car was actually travelling through the air at 10 to 15 miles per hour faster than the speed set on the cruise control. The patrolman said this warning should be listed on the drivers seat sun visor - NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY -along with the airbag warning. We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed but we don't tell them to use the cruise control only when the pavement is dry. The only person the accident victim found, who knew this (besides the patrolman), was a man who had had a similar accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries. -------------------------- Message 9605 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Sat Mar 6 00:12:19 2004 EST From: Clayson (#17237) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: life Vote Bush. J(fucking)K will bring this country to the realms of communist. Be free. Be what our country stands for. Read..know your facts. Pam -------------------------- Message 9606 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Tue Mar 9 17:59:23 2004 EST From: Durandal (#23874) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: The Passion at McDonald's! Everyone should beat feet (or sandal!) to McDonald's NOW to pick up their Passion of the Christ(tm) Happy Meal. I was righteously overjoyed when mine came with a 'Jesus Beaten by Centurions' Ketchup dispenser. Needless to say, I 'saviored' every squirt! that was a joke. peace and luv bitchez -------------------------- Message 9607 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Tue Mar 9 19:33:24 2004 EST From: Dante (#10660) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: What, no kosher meal? And I thought the jews beat Jesus. -------------------------- Message 9608 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Tue Mar 9 23:23:19 2004 EST From: Nny (#25135) To: *Chat (#5391) Better communism than fascism! Yay! -------------------------- Message 9609 from *Chat (#5391): Date: Tue Mar 9 23:53:57 2004 EST From: Durandal (#23874) To: *Chat (#5391) Subject: Ed that may be true but i think we all like centurions a lot more than joos --------------------------